kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

(Source: antiswearing, via otakulibrary)

Anonymous asked:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

Full Time Trash Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material